Doctor, doctor jokes
A collection of the best (or worst) Doctor jokes ever!
Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses.
You certainly do madam. This is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, I've been thinking I may be a moth for some time now.
Really? So what made you call in to see me today?
Oh, I saw the light at the window.......
Doctor, will this ointment clear up all my spots?
Well, I don't like to make rash promises.....
Doctor, doctor. I keep painting myself gold!
Mmm sounds like a gilt complex!
Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!
Well, don't go back there again!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Mmm, just sit there and don't stir!
Doctor, doctor I think I'm suffering from deja vu.
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, can you give me something for wind?
Certainly, here's a kite!
Doctor, I get a pain in my eye when I drink coffee.
Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?
Doctor I feel like biscuits
What, do you mean square ones?
The ones you put butter on?
Oh, you're crackers!!
Doctor: "You need new glasses"
Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong yet!"
Doctor: " I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"
Doctor, doctor, some days I feel like a marquee, and others I feel like a wigwam.
Yes, I can see you are two tents