A heavenly tune
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in heaven is like.
Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.
He contacts Abe the next day.
Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So,what is it really like in heaven?
Abe says, "So what's the bad news?"
"Well, you're booked to play the solo!......."
Max replies, "Well, it's great, but I have good news and bad. The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here. In fact, we're playing 'Sheherazade', your favourite piece, tomorrow night."