Put-downs and cheeky insults 4!
Yet more of the quick and cheeky comments that have proved popular.
We know you would go to the ends of the earth for us. But could you stay there please?
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough!
I'm busy. Can I ignore you some other time?
Someday you will find yourself.....and wish you hadn't!
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high!
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening!
For 20pence I'd give you a piece of my mind........and all of yours!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea!
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime!
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling.......in your skull??