Humorous quotes - Mark Twain
American author Mark Twain had a very quick, ascerbic wit. There are hudreds of quotes we could have used, but here are just a few to whet your appetite. We may feature more at a later date.
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label!"
"When I was a boy of 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21 I was astonished by how much he'd learned in 7 years!"
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds!"
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times!"
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and I now wish to withdraw the statement."