The crazy English language!
It's not surprising that so many people struggle to learn English .
Let's face it English is a stupid language!
No pea in a peanut
We sometimes take English for granted,
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down,
English was invented by people,not computers,
That is why,when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible and why it is that when you wind up your watch it starts,but when you wind up a meeting,it ends!