1. [Match]

Can you match the two halves of the jokes?

Answers for Quiz [1].

• 1. Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan. (correct)
• 2. A cabbage in a lift. (correct)
• 3. That you can’t have your kayak and heat it. (correct)
• 4. To get to the other side. (correct)
• 5. Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder. (correct)
• 6. A carrot on a motor-bike. (correct)
• 7. Because he had nobody to dance with. (correct)
• 8. 157. One to do it and the other 156 to blabber to the world how they’ve done something better than Canadians for once. (correct)
• 9. “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.” (correct)
• 10. 100. One to change it, and the rest to tell people how much they preferred the old one. (correct)
• 11. Shark-infested custard. (correct)
• 12. “Next, please!” (correct)