Fun Stuff
What a difference a little punctuation makes!
Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy –…
Read MoreThe crazy English language!
It’s not surprising that so many people struggle to learn English . Let’s face it English is a stupid language!There’s no ham in the hamburger No pea in a peanutAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for…
Read More5oth Anniversary gift
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly men were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren’t you…
Read MoreHumorous quotes – Business
"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." – Howard Scott "I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons!" – Douglas Adams "The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time, and then charges you for the privilege."…
Read MorePlane trouble
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. "Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers…
Read MoreAnswer to brain teaser
Did you work out the answer?? TIME !
Read MoreDogs rules for Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be tolerant if your…
Read MoreImproving your golf!
After a very poor game of golf, a club member decides to skip a visit to the clubhouse, and heads for home As he walks to his car he is approached by a police officer. "Yes" the golfer responds. …
Read MoreAsk before you borrow!
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he…
Read MoreA pink car nation
You didnt get the joke???? Well, a carnation is a flower – Whilst the car is, well, pink!!
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