Mind your language
"Soz cnt 2moz hv staff meeting but cud do evenin?" – when faced with a message like this, I always have to fight the rising temptation to reply "I’m sorry, could you possibly rephrase that in English? I didn’t quite catch your meaning". I don’t reply with that obviously, because I do technically understand what’s being conveyed, even if I don’t quite understand why it’s being conveyed in such a bizarre fashion.