Quotations – a bit of a laugh

1 The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and it does not stop until you get to the office. Robert Frost
2 Opera is when a guy gets knifed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Ed Gardner
3 Everything comes to him who waits. Traditional saying
4 He’s fanatically tidy. After he has a bath, he washes the soap. Hugh Leonard
5 Never marry a man who hates his mother; he’ll end up hating you. Jill Bennett
6 It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
7 A man who loves whisky and hates kids can’t be all bad. W C Fields
8 He who can does . He who cannot teaches. G B Shaw
9 The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. E J Phelps