Sleeping on the job?

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

"Actually I’m doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last seminar you made me attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

" OH no! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost worked out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken…."

"Wow, that ‘flu medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable biorhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."

"I was admiring the workmanship that went into the creation of this desk."

"Sleeping?? NO! I have a spy-hole into the accounts department downstairs……"

We cannot guarantee they would work if you used them, so just don’t fall asleep at your desk!!!