Posts Tagged ‘Cheeky insults’

Another collection of repostes and one-liners for just about every occasion!

The latest offering of insults and one-liners.

Yet more of the quick and cheeky comments that have proved popular.

    "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything" – Ivana Trump "The most important thing for poets to do is write as little as possible"- T S Eliot       "In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime." – Phyllis McGinley "My reputation grows with every failure." – George…

    ‘I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members!’ ‘I must confess, I was born at a very early age!’   ‘I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.’ ‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception!’…

American author Mark Twain had a very quick, ascerbic wit. There are hudreds of quotes we could have used, but here are just a few to whet your appetite. We may feature more at a later date.   "The report of my death was an exaggeration."   "You can tell German wine from vinegar by…

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet shop. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was furious! She stormed past the shop to her office. On the way home she saw the same parrot…

Once more, we have a collection of repostes and comments to bring a wry smile to any dull day!!     Hey! Act your age…………senile   I don’t think you’re a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others??   We can tell when you’re lying. Your lips move! I know…

  They’re back! More of those clever ways to gain the upper hand in minor conflicts.   Before you give anyone a piece of your mind, be sure that you can spare it!   I can’t help thinking that you are depriving a village somewhere of their idiot!   People like you who think you…