Posts Tagged ‘Knock knock jokes’

Say them slowly and carefully to get the joke/pun! Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and I’ll tell you  Knock knock Who’s there? Lisa Lisa who? Lisa you can do is open the door! Knock knock Who’s there? Little old lady Little old lady who? Didn’t realise you could yodel! Knock knock…

Knock knock Who’s there? Gladys Gladys who? Gladys the weekend at last! Knock knock Who’s there? Hannah Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree Knock knock Who’s there? Hans Hans who? Hans off the doorbell Knock knock Who’s there? Havanna Havanna who? Havanna great time out here! Knock knock Who’s there? Howard Howard who?…

They just will not go away will they?? More jokes to make you cringe; remember to read them aloud a couple of times if you don’t understand them immediately. Here we go…… Knock knock Who’s there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have to suffer any more of these jokes?   Knock knock Who’s there? Dimension Dimension…

More of those ‘Oh that’s awful’ jokes. Don’t forget to read them aloud a few times if you are struggling to ‘get’ the joke (they are pretty corny tho’ ) Knock knock Who’s there? Alison Alison who? Alison to the radio every day  Knock knock Who’s there? Allocate Allocate who? Allocate, how are you dear?…

There are so many of these that we have listed them alphabetically (more or less – there will be some ‘rogue’ ones that appear out of order – but they’re worth it!). If you are struggling with any of them, read them aloud a couple of times – the pun will come to you! Knock…