eskimo joke


Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak. Both were feeling chilly.


One says to the other "Look, i'm getting colder by the minute. I need to get warm"


eskimo joke


eskimo joke


The second Eskimo looks toward the shore and spots some branches. "Let's row ashore, pick up some wood and build a fire" he suggests.


They row ashore and gather wood. The first Eskimo, realising the sun is setting, suggests they build the fire in the kayak and row for home.


They lit a fire in the craft.



The craft sank, proving once and for all that you 'can't have your kayak and heat it'!


eskimo jokeHa ha ha....get it? It's a play on words from the saying 'you can't have your cake and eat it' !!!!



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