Commentary Clangers
Oh how we love it when the commentators’ mouths get so carried away that their brains cannot keep up…..
Enjoy this collection.
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1 -Stating the very obvious. "It’s a terrific Cup Final and whoever wins it might win the Cup!"
"The first goal for Norwich was scored by Kevin Bond who is the son of his father"
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2- Mmm, is that possible? "We are now into the third and final half of the game"
"George has become a new man like his old self"
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3- The mathematics genius! "He’s scored 11 goals so far, exactly double the figure he scored last season"
"Southampton have beaten Brighton by 3-1. That’s an exact repeat of last season’s 5-1 thrashing."
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4 -No surprise there, then "He tried one of those impossible crosses, which on this occasion was impossible"
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5- Note to self – think before speaking! "That’s the unmistakable figure of John Barnes, or is it Mo Johnston?"
"I promise results, not promises….." |
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6- Think about it, please! "Now the familiar sight of Liverpool raising the League Cup for the first time.."
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Gentlemen, please engage your brains before putting your mouths into gear!! (but thank you for the laughter,too)