Posts Tagged ‘jokes for themed weeks’

It’s not surprising that so many people struggle to learn English . Let’s face it English is a stupid language!There’s no ham in the hamburger No pea in a peanutAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench fries were not invented in France.   We sometimes take English for…

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it,…

Oh how we love it when the commentators’ mouths get so carried away that their brains cannot keep up….. Enjoy this collection.   1 -Stating the very obvious. "It’s a terrific Cup Final and whoever wins it might win the Cup!"   "The first goal for Norwich was scored by Kevin Bond who is the…

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side thats been in…

  In keeping with the theme of the changing seasons, here’s a little fun saying to make you think!!             Whether the weather be fine         or whether the weather be not       We’ll weather the weather           whatever the weather…

The Inevitable Light Bulbs…..! How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?It’s not a lightbulb, its a LAMP!! ——————How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? Nine…one to do it, and eight to stand around and say "I could do better than that" —————— How many actors does it…