Dear Mum….Thank you
A little laughter for all the Mums out there
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My Mother Taught Me About…
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… "Just wait until your father gets home."
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2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. "You are going to get it when we get home!"
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3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!"
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4. My Mother taught me LOGIC… "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going shopping with me."
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5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE… "If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
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6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… "If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job."
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7. My Mother taught me HUMOUR… "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
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8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT… "If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up."
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9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS… "You’re just like your father."
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10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS… "Do you think you were born in a barn?"** (** – this is usually said if you leave a door open)
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11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
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And last but not least… 12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE… "One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like!"
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