Posts Tagged ‘Family’

    While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly men were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren’t you…

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch in a burger bar. He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the chips. One for him, one for her, until each had half of…

A little laughter for all the Mums out there My Mother Taught Me About…   1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… "Just wait until your father gets home."   2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. "You are going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A…

A man was sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He’s been like that for half an hour. Then a big, trouble-making lorry driver wanders in and stands beside him. He takes the glass from in front of the man, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The lorry driver…

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 10pence. "I invested that 10p in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the…

  An amusing little anecdote for all the fathers out there Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love…

3rd Place goes to 2nd Place goes to and the winner is…