Lights! Camera! Action!

The Inevitable Light Bulbs…..!

How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It’s not a lightbulb, its a LAMP!!

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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nine…one to do it, and eight to stand around and say "I could do better than that"

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None – they can never find the light.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a lamp?

"Can’t we just turn all the other ones up a bit?"

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How many radical feminist performance artists does it take?

Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the
political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
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How many producers?

"Sorry; a new lamp isn’t in the budget."

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How many prop-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

2 one to sweep up the glass and the other to pull out the base.
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How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

3…no, make it 4… on second thought 3… make it 5 just to be safe.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

11 – 1 to change the bulb, 10 to clap.
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How many lighting designers does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its a carefully orchestrated blackout.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well… Does it have to be a lightbulb? Why can’t it be a candle?
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How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hmmmmmm………Light bulb…………..Allow me to ponder the changing of the bulb.

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How many stage managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I DONT CARE- JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One – the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor…

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Actors are props with dialogue!

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Producers are props with clipboards!

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Theatre is life

Movies are art

Television is furniture!!