Posts Tagged ‘Sports’
Improving your golf!
After a very poor game of golf, a club member decides to skip a visit to the clubhouse, and heads for home As he walks to his car he is approached by a police officer. "Yes" the golfer responds. …
Read MoreHolmes and Watson
Holmes and Watson are taking a camping holiday, and after a busy day exploring their surroundings, the pair settle down for the night. After a number of hours, Holmes wakes and nudges his friend awake. "Watson", he calls, "look up and tell me what you see." "Millions and millions of stars" comes…
Read MoreCatching fish
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the fishmongers and ordered four bream. He told the fishmonger, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want…
Read MoreRunning short
Two men are out on a pleasure trip in a private aircraft. As they prepare to land, the pilot looks out at the runway and shouts in fear "Good grief, I can’t land there. The runway’s miles too short!" The navigator grabs the aircraft manual and recommends some…
Read MoreA chilly tale
Eskimos Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak. Both were feeling chilly. One says to the other "Look, i’m getting colder by the minute. I need to get warm" The second Eskimo looks toward the shore and spots some branches. "Let’s row ashore, pick up some wood and build a…
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