Posts Tagged ‘Vehicle matters’

While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. "Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers…

These are said to be genuine statements made by people on their car insurance claims. Perhaps they should have asked somebody to read them before submission!!     " The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end" "I told the police I was…

In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "£10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That’s too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I’ll make you…

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.   "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe…