Posts Tagged ‘Vehicle matters’

        The farmer went to investigate, dug a hole and buried the politicians, and went to report his actions to the police.         "Were they all dead, then, sir?"asks the officer.         A bus-load of politicians were driving down a lane when suddenly the bus ran…

          Several attempts by them to free the car all fail. As they rest after the latest failure, they see a farmer approaching them driving some cattle before him.     The farmer stops when he sees the car, and offers to pull it out for £50. The couple readily agreed,…

    A man and his wife are stranded on a country lane, their car having broken down miles from anywhere.   As they sit, contemplating their next move, a horse sticks its head over the hedge   "Trouble?" it asks. The driver is dumbstruck. His wife nods her head. "Lift the bonnet, let’s take…

      A man in a Porsche 911 stops at traffic lights and a guy on a scooter pulls up alongside him and takes an admiring glance at the Porsche interior, telling the driver he has a really cool car. As the lights change to green the Porsche driver decides to show off a…

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Good morning Madam. Is there a problem, Officer?   Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t…